Comments
Boris Johnson: F is for ...
2009-02-13 07:55:10
I never read any of the freesheets handed out in London on the grounds that I am unsure which are pouring more money into the evil that is Paul Dacre and his Mail newspapers. But as I travelled on the tube last night it was impossible to escape front pages about Boris Johnson and the f word. From what I could gather, he had launched a tirade at Labour MP Keith Vaz, and used the f word many times during the process. And so it proved.
This is quite interesting, possibly revealing of something important. I have had many conversations with Boris down the years, particularly when we were journalists, and he has never come over to me as a swearer. I can remember many occasions on which he said crikey, cripes, corker, blimey, gosh, whizzo and the like but I do not recall him using the f word, the c word, or the w word.
I cannot say the same for myself. I am neither proud nor ashamed to admit I am a terrible swearer. All of the above, especially f and w, regularly leave my lips. The f word in particular lends itself to so many different shades of description and emotional expression that I tend to defend its use, provided it is not entirely gratuitous. On the c word, I know it is considered beyond the pale by many, but I am afraid there are some people for whom it is the only one that will do.
There is a fair amount of swearing in my diaries - indeed my lawyer felt it necessary to defend the principle of swearing in diaries at the Hutton Inquiry - though I have yet to match the creativity of my uncle Jim who once, confronted with a piece of farm machinery that refused to perform, kicked it and screamed 'fuck it, the fuckin' fucker's fucked tae fuckin' fuckery.' I simply do not accept this was the refuge of someone not good with words. It was a superb piece of emotional expression.
My uncle Jim, sadly no longer with us, was an otherwise mild-mannered, gentle, teetotal Ayrshire farmer. His f word tirade was the result of f for frustration. I imagine the same must have been the case with BJ. But I think there may be something else going on here, namely Boris's inability to take criticism or pressure. When the going gets tough, he lashes out.
Not a good sign in a leader. But then what have we really seen to indicate a leader is what he is? It's less his use of the f word that bothers me - more that I have seen little to dispel the view I developed during his campaign for mayor, namely that the f word which best applies to Boris rhymes with tool.
Archive
Buy All In The Mind and raise cash for mental health campaignsPublish date: 2010-07-27 02:56:35
Beautiful but macabre setting for work on volume 2 of diariesPublish date: 2010-07-24 08:28:37
Tories blessed with pre-election lickspittling continuing post-election tooPublish date: 2010-07-23 13:18:58
When speed kills the truthPublish date: 2010-07-22 07:45:01
Big Society looking thin after Cameron's Liverpool tripPublish date: 2010-07-20 02:39:34
Well done Tricycle theatre, and watch out Nick CleggPublish date: 2010-07-18 03:19:56
Osborne's cuts move from needed to macho and ideologicalPublish date: 2010-07-17 02:20:03
Pat McFadden's speech todayPublish date: 2010-07-14 09:22:25
A few musings on diaries (mine) and memoirs (Peter M's)Publish date: 2010-07-14 01:14:04
For Lansley, the hard part is still to comePublish date: 2010-07-13 01:35:42
On Piers Morgan's wedding, education, Moat, Iraq, celebocracy and Dacre being a wimpPublish date: 2010-07-11 03:57:06
Media blackout on TB Kosovo trip says more about them than himPublish date: 2010-07-10 05:47:44
Hapless is one of those words it is hard to shake off, MichaelPublish date: 2010-07-09 02:37:56
Ideas please for weight-losing, a PS on Piers MorganPublish date: 2010-07-07 03:36:05
Gove's schoool cuts are madness, and Clegg's Camerosexual support horriblePublish date: 2010-07-06 00:30:13
On the Top Gear phenomenon, and the bits they left outPublish date: 2010-07-05 00:00:25
A blog on why I've not been blogging plus random observationsPublish date: 2010-07-04 05:26:58
Govt moving to sensible (Labour) policy on immigration. Ok on pension age tooPublish date: 2010-06-25 16:30:22
In Berlin: on football fever and Cleggmania RIPPublish date: 2010-06-24 15:00:36
Osborne's housing benefit myth sad contrast with real job lossesPublish date: 2010-06-23 11:04:04
Osborne on message, Harriet on form, Clegg on nodding dog dutyPublish date: 2010-06-22 15:28:01
Time for all the Labour contenders to pile inPublish date: 2010-06-21 12:02:06
All the best to Tory MP David RuffleyPublish date: 2010-06-20 17:19:20
So the Lib Dems never believed what they said at election!Publish date: 2010-06-19 13:15:09
Skirts of coalition strategy showing too muchPublish date: 2010-06-18 09:37:28
Great time at Grassington but things could get sticky for CleggPublish date: 2010-06-16 13:06:57
Football, noise and the vuvuzelaPublish date: 2010-06-16 08:07:17
Despite Olympian spin, Tories not home and dry on economic argumentPublish date: 2010-06-15 09:32:07
Sense of perspective needed on poor Rob GreenPublish date: 2010-06-13 15:35:13
Capello and Rooney interviews the highlights of France/Uruguay coveragePublish date: 2010-06-12 09:51:57
Even at Queen's, I'm thinking big ideas for George and DannyPublish date: 2010-06-11 19:53:22
Helping George and Danny with cuts: Part 2Publish date: 2010-06-10 14:06:12
My part in the cuts consultation: Part 1: end charitable status for private schoolsPublish date: 2010-06-09 12:09:25
Cameron using Libs to do what he wanted to do all alongPublish date: 2010-06-08 11:07:03
In praise of Margaret Beckett and Malcolm TuckerPublish date: 2010-06-07 12:28:46
An everyday tale of modern journalism, plus All-Time Premier League teamPublish date: 2010-06-06 11:45:22
Making Hay while the sun shinesPublish date: 2010-06-05 11:12:03
Cameron right to go to CumbriaPublish date: 2010-06-04 14:32:34
All alone in my own BBC studioPublish date: 2010-06-03 14:52:39
Return to dialogue of the deaf is lasting damagePublish date: 2010-06-02 10:23:12
And the winner is ...Publish date: 2010-06-01 10:43:35
ConDem sense of humour bypass never happened under LabourPublish date: 2010-05-31 14:07:49
Cameron/Clegg will be regretting their expenses sanctimoniousnessPublish date: 2010-05-30 10:38:16
I fear Laws will be victim of Cameron ruthless streakPublish date: 2010-05-29 11:40:59
Thanks to the Con-Dems for making Question Time such funPublish date: 2010-05-28 02:01:03
Osborne has Lib Dems pretty much where he wants themPublish date: 2010-05-24 11:50:59
Time to Change Street-Porter's silly but prejudice-reinforcing views on depressionPublish date: 2010-05-21 12:19:18
Thumbs up for Wenlock and MandevillePublish date: 2010-05-20 10:11:10
Humourless Laws facing both ways with ease. And where is Nick Clegg?Publish date: 2010-05-18 10:17:24
Why I love the NHS even more than everPublish date: 2010-05-17 18:05:11
A bit of ENT on the NHSPublish date: 2010-05-17 11:06:17
Charles Kennedy speaks for many Lib DemsPublish date: 2010-05-16 14:18:11
Italian interview on Dick Clamberon, TB, GB, Murdoch inter aliaPublish date: 2010-05-15 13:45:54
Lib Dem desertions coming thick and fast. Business not impressed with ClameronPublish date: 2010-05-14 11:21:41
As Dick Clameron love-in begins, brilliant Martin Argles photos more powerful than wordsPublish date: 2010-05-13 12:39:17
Random House announce publication plans of AC diariesPublish date: 2010-05-12 17:23:12
Fight to get Labour back in starts nowPublish date: 2010-05-12 10:18:21
What's changed and what hasn't after yesterday?Publish date: 2010-05-11 08:29:25
In the circs, Labour's campaign was superbPublish date: 2010-05-08 11:12:25
Cameron as Obama - you have to laugh - then vote LabourPublish date: 2010-05-06 16:00:36
He has his faults, but my God you have to admire GB depth and resiliencePublish date: 2010-05-05 11:04:45
Big Society no laughing matter - but enjoy the film!Publish date: 2010-05-04 09:34:04
GB at his best at Citizens UK, fired with passion and convictionPublish date: 2010-05-03 18:40:35
Polls show race wide open. Tax credits massive issue with womenPublish date: 2010-05-03 11:38:46
Cameron has media stitched up, but public still doubtfulPublish date: 2010-05-02 11:36:33
Clegg poem gives foretaste of Tory/Lib coalitionPublish date: 2010-05-01 18:34:02
TV debate polls not what they seemPublish date: 2010-05-01 09:20:27
All still to play for. GB won. DC not answering. NC on wanePublish date: 2010-04-30 11:02:03
After all the fuss of yesterday, it is still the economy, stupidPublish date: 2010-04-29 17:00:44
GB mortified at bigot comment. Visit was human not politicalPublish date: 2010-04-28 16:56:13
All returning to roots as decison day loomsPublish date: 2010-04-28 12:46:55
Eton fags not the only ones looking forward to life under DavePublish date: 2010-04-27 15:47:36
Guest blog from a candidate in Tory-Lib council landPublish date: 2010-04-27 09:16:11
Only one leader talking policy today amid confused Tory tacticsPublish date: 2010-04-26 19:27:54
Clegg over-reach and cuddle up to Cameron both mistakesPublish date: 2010-04-26 11:41:32
Exposed: Tories and Lib Dems desperate to avoid policy debatePublish date: 2010-04-25 15:22:21
On Elvis, soft Lib Dems, Tory unfairness and silly Labour briefingsPublish date: 2010-04-25 09:06:16
Feeding defeat talk waste of time. Fight to winPublish date: 2010-04-24 10:19:02
Even their own polls say GB did better than they're sayingPublish date: 2010-04-23 15:42:51
Now let's have less process more policyPublish date: 2010-04-23 10:03:27
Press Clegg-bashing not helping Cameron. Debate should be on policyPublish date: 2010-04-22 12:33:25
Clegg's debate strategy hardly new honest politicsPublish date: 2010-04-21 12:48:09
More policy on the telly pleasePublish date: 2010-04-20 19:03:23
As Cameron revises body language, focus should be Lib Dem policyPublish date: 2010-04-20 10:25:50
Cameron junks broadcast - is he morphing into John Major?Publish date: 2010-04-19 14:56:02
Come on Dave and Nick - stop the carpingPublish date: 2010-04-19 09:49:59
A friendly letter to David CameronPublish date: 2010-04-18 10:24:08
Clegg rise good news for the campaignPublish date: 2010-04-17 10:02:47
The election landscape has changed. Exciting timesPublish date: 2010-04-16 14:45:39
Clegg wins on style, Brown on substance, Cameron on shallownessPublish date: 2010-04-16 01:32:41
Bring on the big debate. And don't miss Eddie Izzard tomorrowPublish date: 2010-04-15 18:58:37
Cameron's preference for process over policy in pre debate blatherPublish date: 2010-04-14 15:59:32
Black hole plus DIY public services - Cameron's second manifestoPublish date: 2010-04-13 10:37:52
Never mind 5 more years of GB. It's three more weeks of DC people worry aboutPublish date: 2010-04-12 11:16:02
Ashdown spot on about Tories' Sarah Palin momentPublish date: 2010-04-11 12:10:44
London Marathon the best of BritishPublish date: 2010-04-10 12:37:42
Pressure needs to be kept on Tories over NICsPublish date: 2010-04-09 13:15:17
Tories wrong on recession wrong on recoveryPublish date: 2010-04-08 11:47:59
Cameron's deception goes beyond the businessmenPublish date: 2010-04-07 19:55:22
Labour's greater scope for positive campaignPublish date: 2010-04-06 13:14:53
Cameron uncut - message matters more than moneyPublish date: 2010-04-05 11:33:17
Key election questions remain the same and the answer is still LabourPublish date: 2010-04-04 17:43:56
Osborne should heed his own wordsPublish date: 2010-04-03 16:01:39
The 25th HourPublish date: 2010-04-02 11:13:31
Hardly surprising if business prefers tax cut to wastePublish date: 2010-04-01 11:43:48
Tories really ought to listen to TB and Mr KaletskyPublish date: 2010-03-31 09:59:37
TB's return to fray a reminder of Cameron strategy failurePublish date: 2010-03-30 10:44:34
A chance to design Labour's next posterPublish date: 2010-03-29 09:47:29
Right pledges, at the right timePublish date: 2010-03-27 11:32:06
Can't wait to hear what George's tax wheeze isPublish date: 2010-03-26 14:55:00
Darling credible, Mandy exciting, Tories panicking over adsPublish date: 2010-03-25 11:21:25
Today is all about credibilityPublish date: 2010-03-24 09:38:11
Obama's win good news for politics everywherePublish date: 2010-03-23 10:11:13
I take my hat off to a genius brieferPublish date: 2010-03-22 17:21:23
With Hague disabled, Labour team v Tory team even more importantPublish date: 2010-03-19 11:43:25
Tory lack of clarity gets candidates jitteringPublish date: 2010-03-18 10:12:25
Is Kate Winslet's split more important than Michael Foot's funeral?Publish date: 2010-03-17 11:38:52
Why Sir Trevor did no favours for CameronPublish date: 2010-03-16 10:57:18
Support the Street Kids World CupPublish date: 2010-03-15 11:25:17
Bumping into Peter M on the fundraising campaign trailPublish date: 2010-03-14 00:27:35
Adonis shows the way on transport, and debatesPublish date: 2010-03-12 12:22:05
The record needs a better hearing - Labour and ToryPublish date: 2010-03-11 08:50:51
What happened to the detoxification of the Tory brand?Publish date: 2010-03-06 12:00:38
Support, activism and hope returning to LabourPublish date: 2010-03-05 09:46:34
Happy Birthday Lord Ashcroft HB2UPublish date: 2010-03-04 10:59:48
Michael Foot ... above all else a lovely manPublish date: 2010-03-03 14:22:46
Elvis support for Labour lifts the mood furtherPublish date: 2010-03-03 10:16:30
Hoovergate - the rebuttal amid hope of Labour winPublish date: 2010-03-02 13:00:35
At least Britney knows what she is singing aboutPublish date: 2010-03-01 10:57:28
News blackout on Olympian success storyPublish date: 2010-02-28 14:52:49
Kseniya Simonova's got talentPublish date: 2010-02-27 21:14:58
Debate expectations in a good place for GB and CleggPublish date: 2010-02-26 10:21:53
We all agree - Carlisle is cleverer than DCPublish date: 2010-02-25 11:59:11
On News International phone-hacking and CameronPublish date: 2010-02-24 09:40:08
GB, temper or not, a better leader for Britain than DCPublish date: 2010-02-23 10:24:48
Cameron inquiry call says more about him than GBPublish date: 2010-02-22 15:15:59
Some great stuff in The Observer todayPublish date: 2010-02-21 11:00:46
Game definitely on. If polls narrow more, Tory jitters set inPublish date: 2010-02-20 14:35:40
Cameron so right about pigs in pokesPublish date: 2010-02-19 09:12:50
How twitter is changing balance of power in film indsutryPublish date: 2010-02-18 12:00:19
Thanks for the thanks. Is online shopping not always like this?Publish date: 2010-02-17 10:44:30
There'll be another New Big Idea along in a momentPublish date: 2010-02-16 09:53:22
People may listen more to the political GB having heard the personal GBPublish date: 2010-02-15 13:11:57
Happy Valentine's Day. My present to you is Jacques BrelPublish date: 2010-02-14 12:06:54
A celeb fest in my weekend of culturePublish date: 2010-02-13 10:38:58
Alan Johnson right to stand up for security servicesPublish date: 2010-02-12 14:27:56
Time to turn up volume on sport schools revolutionPublish date: 2010-02-11 10:17:54
Let's give Cameron a Doris Day moment over AshcroftPublish date: 2010-02-10 10:29:05
Time for Maya's voice to be heard amid the non-tearsPublish date: 2010-02-09 09:04:22
Marr needs to explain his 'sexed up' question re casualtiesPublish date: 2010-02-08 13:55:36
On GB's tears with Piers, and my emotional moment with MarrPublish date: 2010-02-07 16:04:56
On NI, Tory fears of Labour spinsters, and headbands in sportPublish date: 2010-02-06 10:00:25
Daily Mail tells truth shock horrorPublish date: 2010-02-05 08:54:36
Welcome to the virtual Maya launch partyPublish date: 2010-02-04 10:38:44
Public ahead of press on the mess that is CameronPublish date: 2010-02-03 13:52:26
Cameron winning on media support but losing on leadershipPublish date: 2010-02-02 10:47:50
Buy The Blair Years and raise cash for LabourPublish date: 2010-02-01 09:00:00
A lesson in campaign mindset from young Labour studentsPublish date: 2010-01-31 13:14:19
Media tweets show the real agendaPublish date: 2010-01-29 21:18:59
TB made a judgement, and is defending it wellPublish date: 2010-01-29 14:04:38
On inequality, special advisers, Ireland, and TB/IraqPublish date: 2010-01-28 13:45:08
Message machine Mandelson on form todayPublish date: 2010-01-27 12:15:42
Only one place to be tonightPublish date: 2010-01-26 09:20:26
Cameron and tweeting ought to be natural fitPublish date: 2010-01-25 11:55:58
Big bucks campaigning not what it's cracked out to bePublish date: 2010-01-24 10:28:57
A life in unemployment statisticsPublish date: 2010-01-22 09:39:21
Learning the wrong Iraq lessons for Afghan warPublish date: 2010-01-21 10:24:46
Denis MacShane MP on the rewriting of history re Iraq warPublish date: 2010-01-20 10:44:07
Darling v Gove, Osborne and help the rich squad is No ContestPublish date: 2010-01-19 10:12:27
Dacre's DownfallPublish date: 2010-01-18 03:30:21
Rebutting the good and the bad, and support from football fansPublish date: 2010-01-17 12:45:38
Mandela is a great man, Invictus a great filmPublish date: 2010-01-16 08:54:48
Is Paul Dacre hiding a guilty secret that explains his deranged paper?Publish date: 2010-01-15 09:56:24
What's the real fight to be had?Publish date: 2010-01-14 10:20:20
On Owen Coyle and Brian LawsPublish date: 2010-01-13 18:27:58
Thanks to friend and foe alike for helping yesterday go byPublish date: 2010-01-13 08:49:25
So far so good in campaign to remove discriminatory lawPublish date: 2010-01-11 09:48:15
Thanks to Will Hutton for talking sense on 'class war'Publish date: 2010-01-10 12:56:48
In defence of airbrushed postersPublish date: 2010-01-09 16:45:29
Fire is always best turned on the ToriesPublish date: 2010-01-07 15:41:19
On Hoon-Hewitt and John PrescottPublish date: 2010-01-07 00:55:10
Sad and baffled to see Coyle goPublish date: 2010-01-05 16:26:05
Cameron's wobble the product of his team saying what their audiences want to hearPublish date: 2010-01-05 10:50:58
New Tory slogan - if you've got the cash, splash it on crap adsPublish date: 2010-01-02 12:11:18
And the musicians of the decade were ... The Beatles and The KingPublish date: 2009-12-31 18:52:25
Prepare for avalanche of Ashcroft posters for ToriesPublish date: 2009-12-30 15:06:06
Here's Good Luck to you, Mrs RobinsonPublish date: 2009-12-29 12:22:42
One man's White Christmas joy is another's football disasterPublish date: 2009-12-24 13:36:05
My favourite fact of the day - a French decimal time systemPublish date: 2009-12-23 16:48:00
A few crisis management tips for EurostarPublish date: 2009-12-22 11:49:35
Do we need same approach to booze as smoking?Publish date: 2009-12-19 09:13:28
Prepare for tears, tantrums and an imperfect but miraculous Copenhagen conclusionPublish date: 2009-12-18 10:23:03
London 2012 and Copenhagen today ... different approaches to tight deadlinesPublish date: 2009-12-16 11:13:21
Tiger cut off at the knees. I bet he'll be backPublish date: 2009-12-14 11:03:17
Cameron Shameron on the need for new laws to clarify Ashcroft tax statusPublish date: 2009-12-13 17:06:56
When poor mental health creates great art ...Publish date: 2009-12-12 15:21:13
Giggs gets my Sports Personality vote, but I'll miss the big momentPublish date: 2009-12-11 13:56:15
Tough day for Labour, but tough questions for Tories tooPublish date: 2009-12-10 10:03:13
Alistair Darling's quiet authority key part of recovery.Publish date: 2009-12-09 11:03:25
Clegg risks squeeze as election nearsPublish date: 2009-12-08 15:30:58
Copenhagen really matters. Guardian front page sets scene wellPublish date: 2009-12-07 10:26:33
Four years on, what do we think of Cameron's leadership?Publish date: 2009-12-06 13:55:17
Boris and Waddles, an everyday tale of Tory croneyismPublish date: 2009-12-05 09:53:35
The Speaker's wife is a credit to him, and spot on about Cameron's ToryismPublish date: 2009-12-04 10:52:37
PMQs win for GB was a direct result of Cameron's strategic failurePublish date: 2009-12-03 08:21:10
Cameron's conkers add to his problem with serious opinionPublish date: 2009-12-02 10:59:45
Sarko at risk of riling Obama and GB. Cameron on conkersPublish date: 2009-12-01 10:29:48
The life and death of the man who made the link between exercise and healthPublish date: 2009-11-28 11:37:29
Even top Tories think Dave and Co can't do piss up in a breweryPublish date: 2009-11-27 20:51:29
Well done BBC Inside Sport. Shame on media for news blackout on Coulson bullying casePublish date: 2009-11-26 13:59:57
Well done BBC in Mental Health Media awards. Looking forward to Inside Sport on depression tonightPublish date: 2009-11-25 10:26:22
BBC main bulletin blackout on leaders' speeches bizarrePublish date: 2009-11-24 10:17:48
Business right to be worried about Tory axe on RDAsPublish date: 2009-11-23 10:17:12
Why should Brown and Cameron apologise for being seen to pay tribute to the war dead?Publish date: 2009-11-22 11:12:38
Beware climate change denial dressed up as 'commonsense'Publish date: 2009-11-21 12:54:27
Something for the weekend - a long lazy blog lifted from interviewsPublish date: 2009-11-20 12:35:23
If France and FIFA won't act on Thierry Henry, let's have a boycott of Gillette razorsPublish date: 2009-11-19 10:09:00
Never in the history of human taxation has so much been promised from so many to so fewPublish date: 2009-11-18 18:32:39
Tories far from 'effete and unfamiliar' when it comes to twisted tax prioritiesPublish date: 2009-11-18 09:52:12
Two very different stories of depressionPublish date: 2009-11-17 17:17:11
Congrats to Ellie on PPB campaign, and Willy Hague on getting van RompuyPublish date: 2009-11-17 11:40:14
Private schools worse than State schools - unless it's drugs you're after. DiscussPublish date: 2009-11-16 12:10:25
Fiona Millar 5 Toby Young 0Publish date: 2009-11-15 13:18:38
Where we fight we winPublish date: 2009-11-13 11:22:00
Good luck to Number 10 on 'lobby' review. And a big NO to the other PRPublish date: 2009-11-12 14:39:11
Robert Enke RIP. May his death increase understanding of depressionPublish date: 2009-11-11 17:59:53
On the exploitation of grief to get GordonPublish date: 2009-11-11 08:59:01
Why Tories are not home and dry, and wrong to call GB callousPublish date: 2009-11-10 13:00:20
Labour needs more of the winning mentalityPublish date: 2009-11-09 10:30:44
The scandal of friendship and the shame of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?Publish date: 2009-11-07 10:53:53
US clarity of strategy required for full explanation on AfghanistanPublish date: 2009-11-06 10:31:48
Just because he is French doesn't mean he's wrongPublish date: 2009-11-05 10:58:46
Congratulations to David Cameron and Trevor KavanaghPublish date: 2009-11-04 10:34:36
Is there a Sun blackout on Cameron's dumping of 'cast iron guarantee' on Europe?Publish date: 2009-11-03 20:37:04
Johnson seems to get it on immigration. Right on advisors advising tooPublish date: 2009-11-03 11:58:59
Public opinion on climate change - the public might be the problemPublish date: 2009-11-02 11:37:23
In praise of Stephen Fry, who should tweet or not as he sees fitPublish date: 2009-11-01 09:29:34
John Sergeant spot on re TB. TB's Olympics legacy. Liam Gallagher's generosityPublish date: 2009-10-30 11:50:44
Conservative contortions on Europe and BlairPublish date: 2009-10-29 11:44:12
Two-jobs Osborne suffering credibility deficitPublish date: 2009-10-28 09:14:22
Canaries win AC spin award with dark nights productivity surveyPublish date: 2009-10-27 09:41:48
Blair - dead big in Japan!Publish date: 2009-10-26 17:21:17
No complacency, variants on a themePublish date: 2009-10-24 09:48:46
Griffin may have been dreadful, but there can be no complacencyPublish date: 2009-10-23 11:57:29
Margaret Hodge MP on how to fight the BNPPublish date: 2009-10-22 16:48:39
Thanks to Charlie Falconer and Dominic Grieve - yes, I know he is a ToryPublish date: 2009-10-21 17:24:18
On Biscuitgate, barmy Tory policy, and BNP v GeneralsPublish date: 2009-10-21 10:36:15
More on Obergruppenfuhrer Dacre, Biscuitgate and Bullingdon ConservatismPublish date: 2009-10-20 12:16:37
Biscuitgate and Susan Boyle, no win territory for GBPublish date: 2009-10-19 12:31:00
Hating the Mail - a mindset worth havingPublish date: 2009-10-17 11:28:12
A line by line guide to the Mail statement on Gately article outragePublish date: 2009-10-16 19:12:36
Hit the Mail where it hurtsPublish date: 2009-10-16 16:36:02
Talking Cameron and Obama with US Democrats. Progressive Convervatism? No, he can'tPublish date: 2009-10-16 10:02:40
Inspired by kids' green passionPublish date: 2009-10-14 18:24:13
Good news on leukaemia, good news on student activismPublish date: 2009-10-13 08:24:21
Musings from Bertie Ahern, and how I won the Nobel prize for literaturePublish date: 2009-10-12 09:26:18
Continuing double standards in the mediaPublish date: 2009-10-11 11:36:21
The best policies in Cameron's speech were those of Labour Big GovernmentPublish date: 2009-10-08 17:07:40
Tongues slipping all over the placePublish date: 2009-10-08 09:00:07
Cameron confuses strategy and tactics and puts Union at riskPublish date: 2009-10-07 10:29:26
Osborne inspires apathy at BBC LeedsPublish date: 2009-10-06 16:01:59
Let's see more of the Tory candidates pleasePublish date: 2009-10-06 09:23:11
Labour needs to fight on record to stop Tory vandalismPublish date: 2009-10-05 14:28:40
VacuDave goes all peevish at difficult questions. Bring on the debatesPublish date: 2009-10-04 23:33:52
Lots of joking around in Jersey, though nothing as hysterical as Dave's Europe positionPublish date: 2009-10-03 10:31:22
On The Sun, Obama in Copenhagen and Alistair McGowan on the looPublish date: 2009-10-01 10:59:49
Sun switches ain't wot they used to bePublish date: 2009-09-30 10:17:14
Darling and Mandelson show what I mean by authenticityPublish date: 2009-09-28 16:28:18
Serious Politics 1 Low Journalism 0Publish date: 2009-09-27 11:55:54
Media's love for Cameron should be turned into a weaknessPublish date: 2009-09-26 10:30:03
Time for ministers to stand up and fightPublish date: 2009-09-25 09:40:26
Today's media double standards watchPublish date: 2009-09-24 09:29:45
Breaking News - GB wins award, Lib Dems face all waysPublish date: 2009-09-23 09:43:49
Why authenticity is the key to comms, and why Merkel will winPublish date: 2009-09-22 08:29:13
Why I love NHS walk-in centresPublish date: 2009-09-21 12:13:03
Here goes with the smoked SalmondPublish date: 2009-09-20 10:40:21
Breaking News - Cameron's vacuousness an impersonator's nightmarePublish date: 2009-09-19 11:06:09
Cameron has an army of spin doctors - aka journalistsPublish date: 2009-09-18 10:07:06
On Scottish independence, Cameron's short-termism, and Jimmy Carter being rightPublish date: 2009-09-17 09:56:56
Is Cameron Alex Salmond's Trojan Horse?Publish date: 2009-09-15 10:13:42
On the TUC, Roy of the Rovers and Anna WintourPublish date: 2009-09-14 11:04:46
Memo to Apple boss Steve JobsPublish date: 2009-09-13 17:36:31
A day in the life of a (crap) City traderPublish date: 2009-09-11 17:52:25
Defend record with pride, attack Tories with gustoPublish date: 2009-09-10 11:06:36
Cameron's Conservatism beyond parodyPublish date: 2009-09-09 10:38:00
On transforned cities, and tales of Princess Di and Laura BushPublish date: 2009-09-08 09:45:54
Labour should put minister up against Griffin on Question TimePublish date: 2009-09-06 12:39:56
School speech the latest source of right-wing frothing at ObamaPublish date: 2009-09-05 08:23:02
More horse's mouth, less Beeb blah pleasePublish date: 2009-09-04 22:49:20
Real respect for sport can be Olympic legacyPublish date: 2009-09-04 09:27:34
First ladies watch out for Japanese bombshellPublish date: 2009-09-03 10:47:19
TV debate - good idea in theory, but ...Publish date: 2009-09-02 15:37:43
'No worries' - the new response to thanksPublish date: 2009-09-01 12:25:19
Tremors of Japanese political earthquake will be felt far and widePublish date: 2009-08-30 15:50:54
Pressure on Ed Miliband can help get a climate change dealPublish date: 2009-08-28 13:39:08
Why Tories and media cannot stomach GCSE success storyPublish date: 2009-08-27 16:03:34
Exposing the absurdity of Chris GraylingPublish date: 2009-08-26 13:20:19
Joy and beauty and a night of magicPublish date: 2009-08-20 10:55:11
Twitter NHS backlash good for ObamaPublish date: 2009-08-14 15:44:49
A lifetime's ambition fulfilledPublish date: 2009-08-08 16:59:02
Breaking the blog-a-day spell as warm up to holidayPublish date: 2009-07-20 17:44:49
No hiding place from Twitter, me on the bike, JP in DCPublish date: 2009-07-17 18:17:09
At last - something Obama cannot do wellPublish date: 2009-07-16 10:05:47
Will MPs take the lead in the debate on euthanasia?Publish date: 2009-07-15 12:30:01
Berlin brothel leads the way to a greener worldPublish date: 2009-07-14 10:57:25
A time for GB to explain the whole picturePublish date: 2009-07-13 12:37:54
All hail Monty, Jimmy and Collie!Publish date: 2009-07-12 20:06:36
First triathlon of the summer for me, education award for FionaPublish date: 2009-07-12 09:43:06
Of Burnley's friendly and Obama's wandering eyePublish date: 2009-07-11 12:38:52
Two great early morning momentsPublish date: 2009-07-10 10:27:07
Cameron had better be sure he's rightPublish date: 2009-07-09 11:06:22
Guardian scoop has big questions for press, cops and CameronPublish date: 2009-07-08 20:40:54
Divisive legend: Lance ArmstrongPublish date: 2009-07-07 10:38:23
First hug a hoodie, now grab a gayPublish date: 2009-07-06 12:57:09
Mail on Scumday's wonderful account of Lansley's kipperdomPublish date: 2009-07-05 13:14:51
Ecclestone undermines his own success with alarming views on HitlerPublish date: 2009-07-04 14:04:04
When the conmen move more quickly than the councilPublish date: 2009-07-03 10:19:52
Andrew Lansley done up like a kipperPublish date: 2009-07-02 10:10:52
A day spent interviewing footballers, then being interviewed by a transvestite comedianPublish date: 2009-07-01 14:47:40
When the power of black eyes fadesPublish date: 2009-06-30 09:24:59
Farewell to Henry HodgePublish date: 2009-06-29 20:41:12
Honouring the power of sport to do goodPublish date: 2009-06-29 14:49:42
Andy Murray is a winner. Is that why some Brits don't like him?Publish date: 2009-06-28 09:19:20
New Parliament will look very different. The younger the betterPublish date: 2009-06-27 17:34:26
Two nice surprises, sad end to dayPublish date: 2009-06-26 09:16:33
Apology from the Spectator on Iraq boosts Henry Hodge fundPublish date: 2009-06-25 19:57:26
Thanks to Mr Harper on mental health, rebuttal of Mr Hague on IraqPublish date: 2009-06-24 23:47:54
Glad to find Eric Cantona in a quiet cinema ...Publish date: 2009-06-24 00:46:23
By Dave's friends shall we know him?Publish date: 2009-06-23 11:30:20
The Speaker has to balance tradition and change - but defend ParliamentPublish date: 2009-06-22 11:58:44
Less a blog than an apology for not having done onePublish date: 2009-06-21 20:07:43
The day Lions skipper Paul O'Connell took my trousers downPublish date: 2009-06-20 11:48:28
On the Iraq inquiry, Independent article wrongPublish date: 2009-06-19 20:28:24
Thank you to three readers, now please get involvedPublish date: 2009-06-19 09:13:35
A tribute to a lovely manPublish date: 2009-06-18 17:19:40
Bad times in Belfast, great day for Burnley, odd statement from Ed BallsPublish date: 2009-06-18 10:04:47
A plea for five-figure cyber-donationsPublish date: 2009-06-17 07:40:42
On two inquiriesPublish date: 2009-06-16 08:57:39
From India to Iran to Labour witPublish date: 2009-06-15 10:13:17
Memories of Princess DianaPublish date: 2009-06-14 09:54:55
A House Divided?Publish date: 2009-06-13 02:53:47
A humbling NHS experience, a media row and a good GB speechPublish date: 2009-06-12 10:48:46
Psychiatrists heading for relegation in 'disease prestige' league tablePublish date: 2009-06-11 10:25:35
The shrinks awaitPublish date: 2009-06-10 09:44:16
As Obama fights for healthcare, let's celebrate the record herePublish date: 2009-06-09 12:52:55
Anger at BNP seats must be turned into activismPublish date: 2009-06-08 14:11:10
Can today be as frenzied as Friday?Publish date: 2009-06-07 10:31:04
Take heart from a win in LambethPublish date: 2009-06-06 18:46:40
JP is right there was no proper campaign but Tories still weakPublish date: 2009-06-05 13:47:20
Do we care more about the NHS or moats?Publish date: 2009-06-04 00:21:23
Guardian of social justice or attention-seeker?Publish date: 2009-06-03 10:19:33
Who says Britain can't deliver the best?Publish date: 2009-06-02 08:08:38
Mainstream has a duty to vote against BNPPublish date: 2009-06-01 11:03:29
Let Diversity inspire a vote against the hate-filled BNPPublish date: 2009-05-31 12:24:20
White House whack at UK media well-timed but sure to be ignoredPublish date: 2009-05-30 13:41:00
Elvis has a plan to make MPs King againPublish date: 2009-05-29 12:09:44
At least there's a campaign on in ItalyPublish date: 2009-05-28 09:04:32
A blow to gay rights and a boost for Cameron's short-termismPublish date: 2009-05-27 11:27:41
It's my blog and I'll be a big kid if I want toPublish date: 2009-05-26 23:25:58
Highs feel better after so many lowsPublish date: 2009-05-26 10:13:12
Only one present countsPublish date: 2009-05-25 11:05:46
Contrast Cheney and BushPublish date: 2009-05-24 12:11:45
Sex (or at least the female form) obsessed BritainPublish date: 2009-05-23 20:49:57
Sport at both ends of the financial spectrumPublish date: 2009-05-23 09:57:23
Stronger together - whether Scotland or expensesPublish date: 2009-05-22 10:22:36
Back to Number 10, familiar faces, familiar argumentsPublish date: 2009-05-21 10:14:34
Speaking up for ParliamentPublish date: 2009-05-20 11:44:17
Peace in the Middle East - yes he canPublish date: 2009-05-19 09:37:35
Breaking news - one frenzy at a timePublish date: 2009-05-18 10:34:30
Getting a good look at Vince CablePublish date: 2009-05-17 09:36:55
How do you solve a problem like Silvio?Publish date: 2009-05-16 09:32:21
It was the internet wot won itPublish date: 2009-05-15 10:04:57
There now follows ... a good whack at CameronPublish date: 2009-05-14 17:21:28
They got their kit off - so you get your cash outPublish date: 2009-05-14 07:41:11
Expenses row must not obscure Tory intentions on minimum wagePublish date: 2009-05-13 16:12:08
We love you Burnley, we do ... what a nightPublish date: 2009-05-13 02:37:17
A tweet cannot express the wonders of TGVPublish date: 2009-05-12 08:48:31
It's Mind week - Get it off your Chest with me and Stephen FryPublish date: 2009-05-11 06:29:15
Hate the Mail, love ObamaPublish date: 2009-05-10 10:04:00
Burnley 1 Reading 0 - a biased reportPublish date: 2009-05-09 21:26:32
MPs expenses - time for party leaders to meet againPublish date: 2009-05-09 09:50:19
Should happiness replace prosperity as national goal?Publish date: 2009-05-08 08:43:23
Musings from a sleepless nightPublish date: 2009-05-07 07:33:49
Darren Fletcher - an injustice that has to be rightedPublish date: 2009-05-06 09:52:29
Maggie's legacy not as great as she thinksPublish date: 2009-05-05 08:33:02
Here's hoping Cardiff is metaphor for CameronPublish date: 2009-05-04 09:38:30
More Mr Benn and Co pleasePublish date: 2009-05-03 10:03:00
Going Fourth with JPPublish date: 2009-05-02 18:25:41
Journalism - print first, think laterPublish date: 2009-05-02 09:10:01
In praise of two poetsPublish date: 2009-05-01 10:26:36
JP hits the road againPublish date: 2009-04-29 18:52:11
My night with Eddie IzzardPublish date: 2009-04-29 10:53:25
Explaining the 50p top tax ratePublish date: 2009-04-28 09:22:53
George Best and Martin McGuinnessPublish date: 2009-04-27 09:02:35
Cameron confused over indepdendence and impartialityPublish date: 2009-04-26 12:20:56
Guide ro Marathon running part 2Publish date: 2009-04-25 11:01:34
Good signals on coal and the OlympicsPublish date: 2009-04-24 10:45:28
Tips for the London MarathonPublish date: 2009-04-23 17:29:27
Missed the Budget, saw why it matteredPublish date: 2009-04-22 23:09:31
Football good, politics bad. AllegedlyPublish date: 2009-04-22 00:00:24
The Great Wall gets greaterPublish date: 2009-04-21 09:55:22
Two sides to police storyPublish date: 2009-04-20 11:39:54
Budgets, Balls, billionaires and Susan BoylePublish date: 2009-04-19 12:31:45
Do muscles have memories?Publish date: 2009-04-18 09:44:44
Bring back standing at footballPublish date: 2009-04-17 14:50:22
When Facebook friends fall outPublish date: 2009-04-16 12:29:16
Guardian sightings and the email and bath plug agendaPublish date: 2009-04-15 11:32:16
The spin is all in the prismPublish date: 2009-04-14 09:22:41
A setback, not a crisisPublish date: 2009-04-13 12:55:19
The real lessons from Damian McBridePublish date: 2009-04-12 10:49:47
Will English always be the dominant language?Publish date: 2009-04-11 10:02:02
On the pipes and what makes a ScotPublish date: 2009-04-10 11:06:20
John Prescott lazy? NO WAYPublish date: 2009-04-09 09:11:31
David Frost is seventyPublish date: 2009-04-08 08:48:38
The Speaker, BBC2, tonight and tomorrow 8pmPublish date: 2009-04-07 14:25:31
Obama, colds and being woken by Korean missilesPublish date: 2009-04-06 11:59:24
When a call matters more than protocolPublish date: 2009-04-05 11:33:42
Green Cities Champions LeaguePublish date: 2009-04-04 10:19:53
Could Cameron have delivered the G20 deal?Publish date: 2009-04-03 10:11:59
Of Benn and BonoPublish date: 2009-04-02 08:21:16
Memo to Sarko - allez vite a LondresPublish date: 2009-04-01 08:46:17
Happy April Fool's DayPublish date: 2009-04-01 01:44:05
Eurostar, Le Monde and a thought for the G20 sherpasPublish date: 2009-03-31 09:17:22
Why Kevin Rudd made an impactPublish date: 2009-03-30 10:24:41
Pre-G20 hype matters less than post-G20 processPublish date: 2009-03-29 13:17:28
The Damned UnitedPublish date: 2009-03-28 10:37:04
A hobby horse, a plug and a bit of sportPublish date: 2009-03-27 10:22:23
Cloughie - he had a lot to be big-headed aboutPublish date: 2009-03-26 09:38:36
A sad sight of the old fearing the youngPublish date: 2009-03-25 17:03:07
Post-modern, post-structural, or bullshit?Publish date: 2009-03-25 08:18:02
Learning the right lessons from ObamaPublish date: 2009-03-24 08:53:15
Lazy Dave needs to keep an eye on lazy KenPublish date: 2009-03-23 11:16:14
Farewell favourite restaurant, hello hometownPublish date: 2009-03-22 08:18:09
Dave, Danny and have the Tories really changed?Publish date: 2009-03-21 08:55:13
Life beyond Dover ...Publish date: 2009-03-20 10:11:21
My friends in The New Statesman - Fergie, Fiona, Tony, Sarah, Kevin, 'Dacre,' and a great GB idea for the G20Publish date: 2009-03-18 10:38:22
Iraq, Iran, GB, Obama and diplomatic chessPublish date: 2009-03-17 10:07:13
The Age of StupidPublish date: 2009-03-16 08:27:13
Is all change good?Publish date: 2009-03-15 10:00:06
The pressure of being a post-modern sex godPublish date: 2009-03-14 10:00:55
Cameron still hasn't sealed the deal with businessPublish date: 2009-03-13 09:21:49
Stand up for social workersPublish date: 2009-03-12 08:31:17
Surely Malcolm Tucker could have told Armando Ianucci ... You can't spin a spinnerPublish date: 2009-03-11 10:58:25
Start of a new approach from Labour?Publish date: 2009-03-10 09:54:12
A peace process still strongPublish date: 2009-03-09 08:21:05
Day of destiny for the real footballer of the yearPublish date: 2009-03-08 09:21:06
Private advice to Peggy Mitchell - the leaked note in fullPublish date: 2009-03-07 08:17:21
Boris, the Tories and the tummy-tickling poodle pressPublish date: 2009-03-06 09:49:37
A day in the life of the self-obsessed TV reporterPublish date: 2009-03-05 07:55:47
GB - good speech, well deliveredPublish date: 2009-03-04 19:31:05
Notes on the environment, a role in EastEndersPublish date: 2009-03-04 10:58:56
She may be my 'wife' but it is time to rebut!Publish date: 2009-03-03 10:52:59
Some speeches matter more than othersPublish date: 2009-03-02 12:04:45
Mental health and the Carling Cup FinalPublish date: 2009-03-01 09:08:17
Inside the chocolate factoryPublish date: 2009-02-28 10:23:59
GB on the G20, JP on Jeremy KylePublish date: 2009-02-27 09:14:36
Charity and the credit crunch, please give generously!Publish date: 2009-02-26 08:55:12
Why oh why are the Tories not home and dry?Publish date: 2009-02-24 09:44:59
Me, Dermot and ten top songsPublish date: 2009-02-23 10:02:19
Names round-upPublish date: 2009-02-22 08:43:39
What's in a name?Publish date: 2009-02-21 09:58:14
Editing the New StatesmanPublish date: 2009-02-20 11:42:36
Salute Peter M’s proper use of the F wordPublish date: 2009-02-19 09:58:58
Labour's communications challenge for the NHSPublish date: 2009-02-18 10:34:39
In praise of KeighleyPublish date: 2009-02-17 14:33:57
A night at the EmiratesPublish date: 2009-02-17 00:06:51
When marriage is testedPublish date: 2009-02-16 13:36:35
Spare me the myths and the whiningPublish date: 2009-02-15 13:29:50
Dave Cameron - is that all there is?Publish date: 2009-02-14 11:11:55
The Cameron vacuumPublish date: 2009-02-12 14:48:33
Lincoln, Obama, Blair and the 24 hour media culturePublish date: 2009-02-11 10:28:47
Eighteen interviews later ...Publish date: 2009-02-10 19:24:45
Time to talk about Time to Change on NewsnightPublish date: 2009-02-09 22:47:49
So that’s what they mean by online community?Publish date: 2009-02-08 12:12:51
First blogPublish date: 2009-02-05 15:23:57













Alina Palimaru
2009-02-18 03:22:22To: Selena Dreamy
IDIOT ALERT!!
Someone brought to my attention that you responded to my comments on Alastair’s blog. So I followed the link and lo and behold… the non-entity takes some time off her splendidly idiotic existence to strike back with even more nonsense. Well, shoot me again, because I am not dead yet!!
Any person who does not have a single-digit IQ should have understood that I was merely addressing your ad hominem attacks against Alastair Campbell. As I made clear at the beginning, I respect other people’s opinions, especially when they are convincingly expressed and corroborated. But you went beyond that, implying that because Alastair used to have a drinking problem etc his professional merits were inexistent. You apply the same unadulterated nonsense to your judgment of Bill Clinton. Completely illogical! That was my only point.
You, instead, went on yet another rant about Iraq and other policies. My post has nothing to do with Iraq or Alastair’s job in that sense.
Regarding you labeling me a “political toady:” for your information, there are a few policy areas where I actually disagree with Alastair Campbell. But that does not make him any less brilliant a political communicator, and it certainly does not make him any less worthy of my praise for his professionalism, strength, character, and public service. To quote Barack Obama, “we can disagree without being disagreeable.” But such principles far surpass the comprehension levels of an amoeba like you.
Furthermore, about your suggestion that I am a Bunny Boiler… Forgive me for stating the obvious, but you are clearly a low-life… And given the fact that you actually looked me up on google, and searched my entire Facebook profile demonstrates the true identity of the Bunny Boiler. Get a life!
It seems to me that your judgment is clouded by some degree of religious fervor. You comparing yourself to Virgin Mary borders on the hysterical.
A couple of other issues: I never stated or intimated in any way that I was an authorized moderator for the blog, so you should make the correction.
In addition, next time you want to make a point, spare your readers the saccharine language and say it. My eyes were bleeding! Your demonstration of how language corrupts thought and vice-versa most likely made Orwell spin in his grave at 100 rotations per minute.
Finally, I should remark your ingenuity about posting your comments interspersed with pornographic images… The content was boring to tears, so had it not been for those I am not sure people would have made it through to the end of the bloody thing.
Eat this!
Alina
Selena Dreamy
2009-02-14 18:27:39Thank you, Elmira, for your the courtesy of your considered reply. It will be replicated, in a day or two, on my own blog:
MOONSHINE MEMORANDA
Alina Palimaru
2009-02-13 20:50:59To Selena Dreamy:
First of all, your hyperlink does not work, so you may want to go back to school for some computer workshops!
Eventually, I did find your blog page with your views about Alastair Campbell...much to my dismay! I know there are people who disagree with his political views, and other personal aspects of his life. We are all entitled to our opinions. Unfortunately, we are not entitled to our own facts!
Let me just copy a passage from your meaningless diatribe, to demonstrate what a sick, depraved and pathetic little brain you have!
Selena Dreamy: "Alastair’s past history was an unbroken chain of disaster, his blunders ranging from minor tactical gaffes to major strategic errors, to say nothing of his psychotic breakdown, clinical depression and
uncontrollable outbursts."
For your information, Alastair is a brilliant political communicator and strategist, and his fanclub includes, among little people like myself, Bill Clinton, Gen. Wesley Clark and many other prominent international figures. He also happens to be the "architect" of one of the most spectacular political comebacks in England's history. He may have made a few mistakes along the way, who hasn't? He actually did assume responsibilty for some of them.
But your passage seems to imply that Alastair himself is entirely responsible for his breakdown and depression. You should be ashamed of yourself!
You are welcome to visit this blog and submit constructive criticism. I always enjoy a healthy policy debate. But if you intend to return with more unsubstantiated junk, just to brag about how much venom you harbor, then I will only say that you and your blog are a fraud!
Alina
Selena Dreamy
2009-02-13 19:54:57With compliments - a rave from the grave:
THE RETURN OF THE JEDI...
>ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
Fugitive Ink
2009-02-13 18:34:34Heavens, no, Alina! I don't think it takes a particularly close and subtle reader of texts to see that you are - quite rightly - an unabashed, passionate and vociferous fan of the Diaries. I was just preaching to all the unconverted, who, you'll perhaps agree, are rather more numerous than they ought to be.
Alina Palimaru
2009-02-13 18:18:23To Fugitive Ink:
I hope you know I was not intimating the Diaries were vulgar. I just addressed AC's excusing the language he used.
The Blair Years has become a political bible for me, and can't wait to read the rest of his work. Unfortunately, AC's fans in the U.S. have to wait longer for that joy...
Alina
Fugitive Ink
2009-02-13 18:09:36The Diaries vulgar? Heavens, no!
The Diaries in their published form constitute a very much better book, as well as a more interesting historical record, than virtually anyone admits.
As someone who once worked, albeit extremely briefly, in publishing, I can see the advantages of refusing to send them out in proof copy form - as expected, this did create an enormous buzz around them - but it did so at the cost of ensuring that too many high-profile readers simply filleted them for the scandalous bits, missing out on the overall texture, narrative and character development. (And yes, in discussing them this way, I do realise that they are 'real' diaries, unlike e.g. Edwina Curry's ex-post-facto sub-Mills & Boone construction, but given how much editing clearly went in to trimming them down to their present svelte shape, there's surely more than a little literary construction involved.)
The Diaries are, in fact, excellent. Some people have, in print, sneered a bit at the notion that Mr Campbell has ever read, let alone enjoyed, 'Madame Bovary'. Such people simply cannot have spent much time with the Diaries. Aside from everything we learn about the court politics of the Blair regime, Peter Mandelson's ego, John Prescott's usefulness, etc - jolly interesting, by the way - there's a truly moving story of seduction, idealism, disillusionment, anquish, loss, reconciliation, jealousy, visceral hatred and, well, love there.
Clearly, plenty of critics will wish to be cynical about Mr Campbell's motives for telling the story this way - but, despite being a Tory (no, really!) I'm not one of them. Nor do I think, as so many profess to do, that Mr Campbell is a clunkingly bad prose stylist. That persistent flat tone in the diaries, the journalistic directness, the lack of high-flown rhetoric and, yes, the generous amount of swearing tells its own story. Vulgar? Really, anyone who thinks that either hasn't read the 'Diaries', or else has read them through such a thick filter of prejudice as to have missed their qualities entirely.
So, Mr Campbell, swear away - especially if you're in the midst of reminding us that Bojo's reign in London is a microcosm of what his marginally more repulsive mate Dave will doubtless turn out to be, once in power.
Alina Palimaru
2009-02-13 17:43:04Crikey! I agree with Alastair, I find swearing to be a precious little pressure vavle sometimes. And curses often pass the LAPSE test (for literary, artisitc, political, scientific and educational value), so no worries about the Diaries being vulgar.
In Johnson's case it looks like the F-word has outlived its use for any of the above and became his exclusive tool for political discourse. This indicates his language is as clear and clean as his brain must be. If this is how he reacts to pressure...oh well, nobody cares about the tears of a clown.
To Mark Martin, thanks for the excellent quote by Lenny Bruce!!
Fugitive Ink
2009-02-13 16:48:03Surely Boris is just feeling a bit tense these day, what with having produced four different accounts of conversations between himself and his old mate Dave regarding the arrest of Damian Green, three if not four of which must logically be, to use another f-word, fibs?
There's plenty of evidence to suggest that Bojo regards various aspects of the criminal law, conventional morality, basic attention to professional detail and so forth as rather beneath him - but formal enquiries into what Dave knew abou the Green arrest, and when, may decide otherwise.
Fool? Nasty piece of work, more likely, all that rather theatrical 'bumbling' notwithstanding.
john lewis (no, not the store)
2009-02-13 16:04:15well, if Boris is a fool, then what does that make the electorate of Greater London? Like it or not, you can argue that he has (as did Ken before him) a bigger personal mandate than any other elected politician and that includes GB and TB!
wonderfulforhisage
2009-02-13 15:02:48Boris a fool, I think not. Methinks that this might be a case of what psychotherapists would call projection. Ask your mate Dolly D.
stewartfinn
2009-02-13 12:44:42I dont think swearing is a problem as long as it is not overused. Leaders swearing in public is really dependent on the situation but if the need is there - use it.
I heard Tony Blair swear a few times (in private) and to be honest it was funny and endearing in a 'he is human and is pissed off' way. But if leaders were to do it often in public it would be crass.
My mild mannered, overly optimistic and positive girlfriend would rank the f and even c word as her favorite most descriptive words. She is right under the right circumstances there is nothing more satisfying than uttering f...
*In the interests of transparency Tony Blair's swearing came waiting on a lift in the TATE and on the phone while at Northern Ireland peace talks at Leeds Castle - which would have made anyone swear.
Caroline Hett
2009-02-13 11:53:58The word cunt is not beyond the pale. But it is beyond the pale that men with no imagination use the word cunt believing it to be the ultimate insult.
Paul Walker
2009-02-13 11:08:07I agree totally with this blog (from a personal perspective). I myself am found to be guilty of the odd 'f' word.
For me, if the context of Boris' use of the 'words' is exactly as you have outlined in your first paragraph, then this is totally unacceptable.
Swearing is fine; an expressive, emotive, humanesque quality even. But when it develops into a vicious attack on a fellow citizen, that is when the line is crossed and the swearing is used in an unacceptable manner.
As for Boris himself, he has always struck me as lacking common sense and now, it seems that the pressure of his role is finally getting to him.
Marcus Dillistone
2009-02-13 10:54:25The swearing seems to me secondary, of more concern is Boris Johnson's behavior under the pressure of serious scrutiny.
Boris's appeal as an affable middle-aged 'fogey' hides a deeply in-bred arrogance of considerable proportion. It rarely surfaces because Boris's life is easy, there is no pressure and he gets away with what he wants; work, affairs, etc., as he flows with the gravy of privilege.
However, he will become increasingly exposed as the honeymoon fades and he fails to achieve much. Once he becomes truly accountable, expect to see a less affable Boris.
Nikki O'Reilly
2009-02-13 09:40:07Love the political correctness rant. There is a group about this on Facebook at:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=6123279258
As I mentioned on this group, when the Prince Harry/racist story hit the news a few weeks ago, my (rather drunk) friend said (quite innocently): 'How can Sooty be racist? He's f***ing orange!'
Kept me going for hours, that one.
Nikki O'Reilly
2009-02-13 09:30:23Absolutely agree about use of fuck and other words. I hardly notice them coming out sometimes, which is probably a bit sloppy. But when they're needed they can have great effect.
I remember when I was in the last year of infant school and I got really angry, I used to call people 'a horrible bastard bitch'. The teachers were shocked so my mum took me aside and explained that some people didn't like those words and perhaps I could use other ones instead. This obviously didn't wash with me, seeing as she was the one I'd learnt most of them from. She spent a while trying to persuade me to at least use 'drat' instead of 'shit'. I remember saying that drat was ridiculous, as it just didn't have the same impact as shit. She gave in eventually. Fucking result!
Mark Martin
2009-02-13 09:28:21If I hear the phrase "It's Political Correctness gone mad" I swear....well, I just swear. Its one of those phrases that makes me want to stick two fingers up at the person saying it and shout "**** off, you narrow minded ****!" to see what reaction I get. There has always been a strange alliance between the right and the left on this issue. Ever since the so-called morality of the Victorians and Edwardians. There was the traditionalists on the right and the reformers like the Webbs and the Fabians on the left who both shared the view that the "working classes" needed to be taught the purer things in life. From the right, so that they would be harder working and from the left so that they would be protected from themselves.
This all seemed to come to a head in the 1980's with the rise of the "Moral Majority" - the bunch that kept Reagan in power to wreak havoc on the world (think Bush was bad, then you don't remember Reagan!) and so emboldened Thatcher. At the same time, left wing politics gave rise to the "alternative" comedians who did so much to sweep away the "mother-in-law/"darkies"/"paddy"/"pufter" material that was the staple of prime time TV like "The Comedians" (and STILL is of people like Jim Davidson). According to Andrew Marr's "History of Britain", Thatcher was tying herself in knots throughout the 1980's trying to reconcile her belief in "freedom" with the rising tide of social freedoms and the need to deal with the issues of the day such as sex education. Her sidekick, the sinister Norman Tebbit, used to utter the term "1960's" as though he had a turd in his mouth. Remember the ban on Clause 28? At the same time, I remember a near riot at an anti-racist gig in Bradford when due to a power failure, a guy got up on stage and told a joke that the feminists in the audience judged as "sexist" and stormed the stage, ending the gig and playing into the hands of the far Right. We had the ban on the "Black and White Minstrels" as well which was one of the first times I heard the phrase "political correctness gone mad". It still pops up nowadays when local theatre groups want to do a tribute. Personally I thought the show was weird anyway - middle aged, middle of the road, middle class white guys blacking up in velcro wigs cavorting with white dancers half their age. If that's your bag, there's plenty of websites out there to fulfill THAT particular fantasy, I'm sure.
Strange times.
Towards the end of the 70's, I remember giggling myself stupid at Jasper Carrott's b-side to "Funky Moped" which was a sweary version of "Magic Roundabout" and the newly emerging Billy Connoly. And there was always the Pythons, of course. Then there was the reaction to the release of "Never Mind The Bollocks", how I was attacked by both the Deputy Head and a posh Tory boy at school for wearing a "Rock Against Racism" badge (the deputy Head to his credit was enforcing the zero tolerance of "political" badges in school which was equally applied to to the prevalent wearing of NF badges, the posh Tory boy was a just a right wing ****!) and my own emerging politics from listening to bands like Gang of Four, Delta Five and The Raincoats.
So, over the last few months there has been a lot of these strange double standards. There was the Ross/Brand/Sachs saga (wrong because it was RUBBISH and UNFUNNY), the complaints against Gordon Ramsay's swear count and more recently the sacking of the spawn of Thatcher from "The One Show" for alleged racist comments (a wonderful example of the sins of the Mother being visited on the child!). Most of which has come from the "Daily Mail" - on the one hand wanting to "Stop this rising tide of filth" and on the other saying "Another Victory for the PC brigade". Two sides of the same coin, that also condemns the so called "Health and Safety/Compensation Culture" that has allegedly led to the banning of everything from conkers (NOT TRUE, incidentally!) to snowball fights and sledging and then expresses moral outrage when someone is blinded by a snowball or, as happened the other day in South Yorkshire, someone dies in a sledging accident.
The same papers that take great delight in mocking Britney Spears and Kerry Katona, two kids who may not be to everyone's taste, but are clearly in need of psychiatric help! So it's okay to poke fun at black people, gay people, Irish people, mentally ill people but NOT point out that people who make ill judged and ill informed statements and acts are wrong and stupid.
My point being that when people complain about "political correctness gone mad", just be aware of whose hands you may be playing into.
As Lenny Bruce said; "Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say 'Fuck the Government'."
Mike Dailly
2009-02-13 09:03:22Perceptive analysis. BJ has made a virtue (and career) out of being a bumbler. While those skills might make be amusing on HIGNFY they don't lend themselves to good leadership; and certaining not running the biggest city in the UK. It's clear Boris is out of his depth. A walking illustration of the Peter Principle.
Daniel McGuinness
2009-02-13 08:55:31Great post! It's about time the people of London started to see what kind of man Boris really is. Completely incapable with dealing with scrutiny. Can anybody tell me what he's achieved in the past 8 months other than a monumental piss up on the tube and the cancellation of vital public transport expansion.
Post a comment